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US Government Declares War on Junk Food

In response to rampant obesity, the United States Government declares war on junk food. Authorities investigate salt addicts. Candy wrappers are illegal paraphernalia. Pre-employment urine-screenings test for illicit food traces. Insulin is outlawed so legislators can avoid sending mixed messages about sugar abuse. Military forces eradicate African cocoa fields. The lives of an undercover officer, a food-abuse counselor, and a black-market baker are poised to collide with devastating consequences.



A hilarious and tragic exploration of moralistic prohibition policies, JUNK transcends conservative and liberal ideologies to raise more questions than it answers. Preliminary reviews are calling the novel a classic, comparing it to Mark Twain, Will Rogers, George Orwell and Kurt Vonnegut.



JUNK's author, Christopher Largen, is a leading proponent of drug-policy reform. His credits include Prescription Pot (a book exploring the U.S. Government's medical cannabis program), and articles in diverse publications including The Village Voice, High Times, Nashville Scene, Ft. Worth Weekly and Cannabis Culture. He speaks at colleges and festivals across America.



Mr. Largen discovered that writing about cannabis gave him a severe case of the munchies, and JUNK flowed forth like cream soda. In the gluttonous tradition of Supersize Me, he wrote JUNK during a three-month food binge, hoping to augment his prose with a sugar rush. He gained 25 pounds and inspired inquiries from concerned clerks at his local convenience store, where he loaded up on ice cream, hot dogs, and candy bars. Since completing the novel, Mr. Largen claims to have reformed his dietary habits, but federal authorities have not completed their investigation. Please do not try to apprehend the author, as he may be armed with sizeable quantities of fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.



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