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NewsLaugh Exclusive Depressed Rabbit Attempts Suicide

In this week's8217;s free issue, NewsLaugh.com The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents 's8220;Depressed Rabbit Attempts Suicide,'s8221; a hilarious but pointed satire by Tom Attea of the peculiarly human proclivity to indulge in a premature terminus, beginning as follows:



A male rabbit named Furball had lost all hope. The female rabbit he had lived with for an entire year had left him for another rabbit. The owner of the garden he usually dined at had just put a fence around it. A fox had nipped one of his ears. And, at his most depressed, it seemed to him that all life is mere ephemera in the eye of time.



The only thing to do was bring an end to his sorrow, hunger, pain, and inability to find meaning even in a moment. He would take his own life. The question became, how



Other sanely funny features in this week's8217;s free issue include:



* Demagoguery For Dummies. How To Convince People You'sre A Saint, Despite Explosive Evidence To The Contrary



* Unloved In Iraq; George Bush Gets Jilted For Another Shiite



* Time For America To Bring Down The Curtain On The Ballet Frankenstein



* Bible Belt May Consent To A Belt Of Booze



* The Case Of The Terrorist Violin



* What The Dell My Laptop Just Exploded!



These telling but humorous pieces are only some of the many ways readers can discover 's8220;Sanity Through Laughter's8221; by going to NewsLaugh.com created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, 's8220;You can's8217;t change the news but you can laugh at it.'s8221;



Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh'ss free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.



Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.



About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:



Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, 's8220;delightfully funny,'s8221; 's8220;witty,'s8221; with 's8220;great humor and ebullience and good, genuine laughs.'s8221;



He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York's8217;s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.



He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York's8217;s new broadsheet newspaper, 's8220;Illuminate Your World,'s8221; the classic campaign for Time Magazine, 's8220;There's8217;s never been a greater need for understanding,'s8221; and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, 's8220;In this city, you need a Voice.'s8221; In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, 's8220;There's8217;s nothing like a woman's8217;s Lifetime,'s8221; and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.



The complete issue is available at www.newslaugh.com



For more information, email haha @ newslaugh.com



Tom Attea

Creator & Writer

Newslaugh.Com

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Telephone: 212-769-4545



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