A parody Get Out of Hell Free card, created by a Colorado online columnist in response to being told he is going to hell, has hit a million cards sold.
To be sure, there is a message behind the strong sales of the card, says Randy Cassingham. A message and a social phenomenon. It'ss a story of the rejection of religious intolerance, a
statement of 'sI can think for myself, thank you's.
The card was created after an online reader told Cassingham he was going to go to hell for writing an 87-word story about feng shui -- the Chinese art of placement to create energy and
harmony. The reader condemned Cassingham to hell because, she said, his story was anti-Christian. When Cassingham told the reader a Methodist minister was OK with the story, she condemned
him to hell too.
I figured that if she had the power to condemn me to hell with the snap of her mind, Cassingham said, I should have the power to counteract her. He created the Get Out of Hell Free card
on his computer, had them printed, and offered them to the readers of his online newsletter for $1 for 10 cards -- the cost of printing, packing and postage. Dollar bills started
streaming in immediately, Cassingham said. It was Spring 2000, and he didn'st even have an online shopping cart. The orders came in by mail, Cassingham says. The first 2,000 cards lasted
three days.
And the orders have never stopped. Cassingham now has 20,000 cards printed at a time, which lasts just four to six weeks. The printers really scratch their heads over it, he says, but
they love the business. Cassingham also sells GOOHF t-shirts, stickers, and other items. It has become its own little cottage industry for us.
The cards, a parody of the Get Out of Jail Free cards that come with the Monopoly® board game, are probably the first successful online-to-offline crossover of viral marketing, Cassingham
says, which is why he only charged enough to cover printing, packing and postage. I didn'st feel a need to make a profit on the cards, Cassingham says, because they all have my web
site'ss URL on them. The card is a real object that I knew would be passed around in the real world. And what'ss better in the 'sdotcom's era than to have your URL spread around
Indeed the cards, which his readers have spread to dozens of countries, have led to a lot of traffic to his web site and subscriptions to his e-mail newsletter, which covers weird news
stories from all over the world. It'ss a real win-win, Cassingham said. I get my site exposed to a new audience, and they have fun with the cards.
Cassingham'ss This is True newsletter is a pioneer in online publishing: he started it in 1994 while working as a software engineer at NASA'ss Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena,
Calif. He quit his day job in 1996 to work online full time and moved away from the rat race of Los Angeles to Colorado. He works out of his home in an office on a mesa with views of two
mountain ranges in rural Western Colorado. A second newsletter -- the True Stella Awards at http://www.StellaAwards.com -- recounts
ridiculous-but-true lawsuits and their impact on society. Dutton, a division of Penguin USA, published his True Stella Awards book, based on his web site and newsletter, last Fall.
The people who buy the cards don'st usually use them to counter religious prostilitizers, Cassingham says. Mostly, they'sre given to others to help cheer them up. The store clerk who just
dealt with a screaming customer, he says. The waitress whose customer is never satisfied. The fellow employee who needs the message, 'sI have to deal with our idiot boss too.'s He notes
that several customers have stapled a card to their letters of resignation when they quit their jobs. And, of course, they'sre the perfect answer to those who insist on dictating what
your beliefs should be.
The cards are even popular with the clergy. Two priests posted to the Vatican have the cards -- that I know of, Cassingham said. One even admits to wearing a GOOHF t-shirt under his
cassock. Several ministers have ordered thousands of cards, presumably to pass out to their congregations as a way to spark discussion.
Meanwhile, orders for the GOOHF cards, which Cassingham says is pronounced goof cards, continue to stream in. Sin all you want, he says. We'sll print more. The cards can be ordered online
from http://www.GOOHF.com, or by mail from Get Out of Hell Free, PO Box 666, Ridgway CO 81432. They'sre still $1 for 10 -- the cost of printing, packing
and postage. The GOOHF card is a project of http://www.thisistrue.com