Three Words That Will Change Your Life Forever Lower Your Standards



he public is constantly pressured to have perfectly toned bodies, get rich overnight, or have the ideal relationship. How can we achieve these impossible goals Comedian James P. Connolly has the answer and its just three little words, Lower your standards. Connolly makes his case on his new comedy CD The Master Plan (Uproar Entertainment -- September 2006).

Connolly had this to say about his Master Plan, I'sm trying to make people understand, don'st reach for perfection. Go ahead and fail, then learn how to spin it and present it back to yourself as success. He continued, And relationships with women are easy, never say 'syes, you look fat in that dress's just say, 'sthat'ss one big fat dress you got there!'s

The Master Plan debuted nationally on XM Radio'ss Comedy Concert Series to rave reviews and has been called captivating and laced with intelligent humor, edgy opinions and leaves them (the crowd) hanging on his every word! (Punchline Magazine -- September 25, 2006). The CD can also be heard on the Sirius Satellite Radio Comedy Channels and Blue Collar Radio.

Host of VH1'ss Movie Obsessions, and a Grand Comedy Champion on Ed McMahon'ss Next Big Star, Connolly has been a finalist in every major comedy competition and festival entered, including Comedy Central'ss Laugh Riots, the Boston Comedy Festival and the San Francisco International Comedy Competition.. He has also been featured on Comedy Central, HBO, VH1, SiTV, UPN.

James P. Connolly'ss Master Plan is simple -- give the people what they want, a big dose of laughter.

Video clips can be seen at www.jamespconnolly.tv and www.myspace.com/jpconnolly

For an interview or to request a review copy, please contact: Phyllis Chotin, Chotin Communications, Inc. 818.906.0344 or email pchotin@chotincommunications.com





Three Words That Will Change Your Life Forever Lower Your Standards





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