Archie McPhee Announces Top 5 Completely Useless Christmas Gifts



For over 25 years Archie McPhee (http://www.mcphee.com/) has been supplying world with stupid and impractical gifts of all kinds. As our Completely Useless Gift Guide shows, this year is no exception.

Marketing Manager David Wahl explains the need for stupid and unnecessary holidays gifts this way, Sure, someone will thank you for getting them something they can use like a sweater or a pair of socks, but will they actually remember it We'sre in the business of making products so incredibly impractical that the recipient will never forget getting them. We work hard to create products that are completely unnecessary yet totally irresistible.

After months of hard work searching the internet for useless things (and discovering that 90% of the internet is useless) Archie McPhee has narrowed the list down to the top 5.

1. Squirrel Underpants (http://www.squirrelunderpants.com/)

Tired of those naked squirrels that flaunt themselves in front of you and your kids in the park Just catch them and slip on a pair of these Squirrel Underpants: problem solved! These could also be used on hamsters, frogs and gerbils.

2. Inflatable Fruitcake (http://www.inflatablefruitcake.com/)

Sure, you could send an actual fruitcake, but who wants that This inflatable fruitcake may be inedible, but so is regular fruitcake. When the season is over, just deflate it and store it in a drawer so it will be ready to display again next year!

3. Bacon Floss (http://www.mcphee.com/items/11847.html)

This floss actually tastes like bacon instead of the usual mint or cinnamon. The perfect gift for the meat lover who needs to floss or for someone who has bacon stuck between their teeth and doesn'st want to disrupt the flavor.

4. Santa Dreidel (http://www.mcphee.com/items/11880.html)

Celebrate two of your favorite holidays at once in a way that'ss offensive to both! This is a wooden dreidel with symbols of Christmas on the sides. If this doesn'st move us toward world peace, nothing will.

5. Emergency Yodel Button (http://www.mcphee.com/items/11859.html)

This mountable electronic button lets loose with a yodel whenever it'ss pushed. It'ss perfect for emergencies that might be getting a little too serious that require a yodel to release the tension. You know, things like business meetings, job interviews and funerals..





Archie McPhee Announces Top 5 Completely Useless Christmas Gifts